what up? freakn' zhit!!!
i haven't takin' my csc108 special exam still...thiz fuckin' day suckz or iz it just the shitty me?...if you think so...then fuck you bitch!!!

the geography of a (wo)man | originally posted @ coolio's

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa:
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America:
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France:
Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia:
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia:
Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia,
with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq.........ruled by a dick.